“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t make me lower your intelligence.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“People have clearly gotten to this room and gotten frustrated. As though the writers didn’t write a way out of this room.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“None of these spells will help. Does anyone have spells that will help?”
“Tasha’s Hideous Laughter.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nine.”
“It’s not the lowest.”
“No, it’s not.”
“No, it’s not.”
“\u2026What that’s telling me is that it’s the highest.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You did in fact poke something with a stick. You might have noticed something.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So as you’re sitting there waiting, tying each other together so when you drown, you’ll all sink like one giant rock\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I still say we should have talked to them first.”
“We did!”
“Magic missile is a universal language, ma’am.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can you\u2026 un-fiddle the trap?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That sounds like a much better movie – Dwarfnado. Beards of fury!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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