“The worst thing it can do is spin the inside of the circle.”
“That seems like a failure of imagination on your part.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As you turn, all the rubble starts to coalesce into a\u2026”
“Son of a bitch?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Time for some good old ‘I probably shouldn’t experiment in combat, but I will anyway.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m 10 feet away from you!”
“Guess how long my reach is.”
“Eight feet\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t think he sees you as a threat anymore.”
“I am not a threat, sir!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s gonna be one of those nights, isn’t it.”
“You\u2026 you mean we’re here?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You necrotic his rocks off.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know this is going to surprise you, but I blame Moonster for this.”
“But he didn’t have anything to do with the architecture.”
“It doesn’t matter anymore.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s true; we all know Morgan is very spikey.”
“Spongy.”
“Spiky.”
“Spongy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It was fun rolling dice.”
“We have different opinions.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re setting me up for pain!”
“Failure, my friend. I’m setting you up for failure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sorry, these elementals are already compressed; they’re not allowed to compress further to go through my space.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just keep casting fireball until it comes out as water.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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