“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“With no terrible side effects!”
“What if you want terrible side effects?”
“He doesn’t. I’m between him and the thing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve managed to summon the only gymnast earth elemental.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“My 20 years of not rolling high are coming back\u2026 and blowing up in Darryl’s face.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The one and only round where he regains 50 hit points\u2026”
“53 points of cantrip damage!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Unfortunately, I only have See Invisibility.”
“If you could only reduce it by one letter code to Be Invisibility.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I cast Light on a copper and toss it into the room.”
“Next time use a button! I have plenty of buttons! Those coppers add up!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So\u2026 you know all those hit points you gave me, Darryl?”
“Yeah. Lost them already?”
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, that line is the water. I just assumed that was where you’d drawn a really bad circle.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dwarves don’t float.”
“And as long as I make that face, I can hold my breath forever.”
“Known fact.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does flatulence count as verbal components?”
“Dwarven flatulence casting.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know the big truths! I don’t know things like hemlock is poison\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That is amazing! And it’s going on a fire as soon as I can wheedle it out of your possession.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I made it look like a penis, so let me erase it.”
“Clockwise or counter-clockwise?”
“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Morgan, I don’t know if this is the right time to tell you, but I also have a secret power: I am an elf.”
“Dammit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a Strength: Athletics check.”
“To hold the centipede?!”
“To cross the monkey bridge.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This entire dungeon has been leading up to this moment.”
“I’ve been in on it for 40 years.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I take it Message is a cantrip?”
“Yes.”
“I didn’t figure you were wasting a 1st level spell on being snide.”
“Well\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s a real, actual animal, whereas the thing in my backpack is an idiot fish that you can’t even eat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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