“It’s one of the\u2026 mechanical bendy mattresses.”
“Adjustable?”
“YES.”
“I was thinking not reclinable\u2026 declinable\u2026? No\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“A rather lithe tiefling covered in blood-red skin – “
“His or someone else’s?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I do have swimming actually written on my character.”
“But does it have a number next to it?”
“It does not.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Four hours of glowing.”
“Could be four days.”
“Weeks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wear the leather\u2026”
“There’s a door. I’d like to go through the door before you bash on my fashion choices.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are we talking ‘I ate too much’ groaning or ‘brains’ groaning?”
“Or both?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m an elf. It’s fine. This is handwave territory for an elf.”
“I’m not sure it is.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I just love that there’s a duality of whether you printed it wrong or whether it was a mistake to give him a copy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If it was me, I’d put it on the trap trigger, so you get a little tingle when someone gets crushed by a rock.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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