“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”
“‘How did you get to be so high level?’ ‘Mmm\u2026 graduate students.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you can fall in because it’s lubricated?”
“We’ll know where it’s lubricated.”
“Except we’re not lubricating it, because nobody has anything to do it with.”
“That they’re admitting to\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Darryl, I want you to know that this is Kacey’s fault and he knows what he did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You take 5 points of damage.”
“Bludgeoning, piercing slashing?”
“Piercing.”
“Mastication.”
“That’s not in the rulebook.”
“But it should be.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like you to know that if you’re robbing me, you’re just practicing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Take it and love it – 9 points of damage.”
“He doesn’t love it.”
“Oh, he’s gonna love it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How are you going to become a world-class necromancer if you only know one necromancy spell?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You should be able to open the door.”
“Can I borrow your credit card?”
“Sure\u2026?”
“Black titanium? You’ve been holding out on us.”
“Look, it’s my dad’s, from the cartographer’s guild, and it’s only for emergencies.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can\u2026 can I have them this time?”
“Yes, because you’re no longer an enemy.”
“But if you make any more mistakes, I’m taking them away again. I brought these hit points into the world; I can take them away!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I realized months ago that I am not a spellcaster.”
“Well, if you were, you’d have 18 hit points.”
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