“And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized I was about to open the door.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“when did she become the lady with the bad breath?”
“I seem to recall last time we were here, she breathed on us – “
“It was Thunder Breath!”
“And it was bad!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you have any hit points left?”
“I have fifteen. Which is almost as many as you have in total.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Aww, did he fall down?”
“Well, he slumped in his chair. But I have neither a chair nor a mini that can slump in it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I came to this school to learn magic, and what did I learn? How to lasso tables. Animate tables.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Make a Charisma check. We’ll pretend you’re putting more charisma into that.” “All I Have are Twilight Mother Chick tracts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Ah yes, I remember the ultimate in sneaky tricks: flip board, shoot arrow. Right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I feel like we’re looking for a short-term fix for a long-term problem.” “My ass is not a magic door, sir. Or even particularly secretive.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “We can cannibalize the monkey bridge.” “And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-1385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-skullkickers","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1386,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions\/1386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
rolls<\/em> “No, that’s exactly how it went.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like the short-term fix will make the long-term fix someone else’s problem.”
“Spoken like a true headmaster, sir.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Aww, but that’s my favorite.”
“Fuck that bridge.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"