“Let’s beach this mushroom cap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Straight towards the bird.”
“Yeah.”
“Caveat: I’m going to stick along the wall, because I firmly believe I’m a ninja right now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And Kleo, how are you approaching?”
“With poise and determination.”
“Straight towards the duck?”
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ra, ra, red, hit it in the head!”
“Ah, not the head.”
“Ra, ra, cloaca, hit it till it ache-a?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Kacey, I have a problem.”
“You don’t know what’s nearest to you.”
“Ok, I have two problems. I don’t know what’s closest to me, and I have a terrible plan in mind, but it requires breaking the law of the berserk – but I think is well within the spirit.”
“What is it?”
“I want to get on the duck’s back so I can more effectively hit it with my axe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t lick the fish. We’ve done that before.”
“That was one time!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Commodore Garlic was the bad guy the whole time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re about the size of the dwarf when he’s curled up in a fetal position after taking the damage.”
“I don’t curl up in the fetal position. I just continue to take the damage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How expensive was the sending?”
“It’s just a spell.”
“I guess it’s unreasonable to send 25 curse words. Well, 24 curse words and one ‘YOU’.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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