“There’s lots of butter and garlic.”
\n“Oh, shit, Paula Deen’s been here!”
\n
\n“Wasn’t Madame Evanya the chick I’m-With-Stupid was talking with?”
\n“‘I’m with stupid’?”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think we’re on Golarion any more.”
\n“…Was it the moon?”
\n“We’ve been teleported to the land of Pantomime.\u00a0 Right.”<\/p>\n
“Bear is brute strength, usually, but it’s riding a unicycle, so god only knows.”<\/p>\n
“Who was the last person who didn’t arrive?”<\/p>\n
“No!\u00a0 Me!\u00a0 Military conquest, yes.\u00a0 Clever wordplay, no.”<\/p>\n
“My dex mod is Sarah?”
\n“I’ve got an internal range of Darryl.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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