“I look at the corpses.”
“Don’t touch them.”
“Don’t taste them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If we just made a list of all the unimportant things he has to do because he’s an elf\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re not going to attack; you’re just going to annoy.”
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“OK, pull like glue, or pull like salt water taffy?”
“Probably like taffy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That, my friend, is disgusting.”
“It’s pretty gross.”
“I am gonna need a young flamethrower and an old flamethrower.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is there anything cool in there?”
“Do you like oozy acid?”
“No.”
“Then no.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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