“I mean, we only lost half a student once\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How are you at illusions?”
“Bing! Elf ears.”
“So not much better than me\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ok, I’ve got five minutes to ‘as long as it takes’\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I love the arboretum. That’s where I got this.”
“Didn’t you also spend part of your time in the arboretum hiding under a table and screaming?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Him hiding under a table and screaming doesn’t really make a place memorable.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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