“The horns don’t look right.”
“They don’t look right – they look left.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Really kind of needed you on the ground.”
“You didn’t say please.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Morgan! I have good news and bad news. You’re unconscious. And very cold. But you’re not afraid of the moose.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Eat scorching ray – well, not that one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Doppler effect moose?”
“Is that moose coming towards us or away from us?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“His reign of terror ends! Well, his reign of walking around and doing nothing ends.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t realize a rapier could turn into a blender\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That has no nutritional value, you know.”
“The people down in that dungeon survived for ages on that mayonnaise.”
“The prestidigitation, not the mayonnaise.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We scared it good.”
“It was mutual.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“My whole life flashed before my eyes. That’s happened a lot recently, though, so I just skipped ahead to the good parts.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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