“It’s a little-known fact that all armor in 5E has a little bit of spandex\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands.”
“Or the students.”
“That’s why I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands – they’re covered in student.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No one can see Khleyo, but everyone knows where she is, because there’s a fountain of blood coming out of the back of the ogre.”
“I’m dodging! That’s gross and I can see it coming, so I’m dodging!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It looks like it’s a material between silk and velvet – “
“Mmm. Velour.” (from 2 directions)
“That’s not between silk and velvet. That’s between velvet and polyester.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would there be a pearl? It’s a wizard’s school and it’s a spell component!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You are slowly climbing down my favorite squishy list.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you were just going to armor your fish?”
“Yes!”
“That makes more sense.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“From now on, in this game world, ‘putting on airs’ will be referred to as ‘putting on ears.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Not a fan of acid. Not a fan of vomit. Not a fan of pixies.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think we’re trying to 3.5 our 5E again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, that’s not the greatest dice I’ve ever rolled – “
“It’s just a tribute.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You never realized it before, but Khleyo is frightening.”
“That’s not new.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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