“‘I knew there was something about you I didn’t like.’ I throw my fish out the window.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Then I will make a door with a latch and two hinges.”
“Two hinges, and no more. Three is right out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It says these creatures ascend the staircase tirelessly\u2026 unless a stone wall stops them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Assuming we survive this, how much would it cost me to hire you to just make me potions of haste constantly?”
“Sounds great. We’ll just retire from this job, live on a beach, and sell meth to people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Let’s be honest here, at this point Sariel looks like an old woman with a macrame obsession.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would I go to a teacher for help here?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ok, then I will do the thing I never thought I would do and cast a hateful spell at a rock.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026Was it a good shudder or a bad shudder? Because I’m not sure.”
“Interpret it as you will.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have my mental stats and his physical stats. Which, some of his physical stats are better than mine – not that one, that one’s worse.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re going to call you Morgan the Unkillable.”
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