“Cerebroshag?\u00a0 Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”<\/p>\n
“It would be inconvenient to found your city where there’s a dragon.\u00a0 Or you can settle your city somewhere else…”<\/p>\n
“I cast a spell last turn.\u00a0 NOT that you asked!”<\/p>\n
“Why is he in our swamp?” “Because he’s in HIS land??”<\/p>\n
“Look!\u00a0 Its tail is made of cardboard!”<\/p>\n
“Your horse is blind?\u00a0 One of the true characters has been injured!\u00a0 MEDIC!”<\/p>\n
“Three points of damage.”
\n“Is there some sort of curse?”
\n“Yes, you take 3 points of damage.”<\/p>\n
“Go to the bathroom, you grubby little monster!”<\/p>\n
“If they were evil outsiders, I’d be dirtying them up.”
\n“Dude, if they were evil outsiders, I’D be dirtying them up.”<\/p>\n
“The thing is, I’ve replaced everyone’s name with the noble equivalent, ‘mbbbha!'”<\/p>\n
“You hit like a girl.\u00a0 And not a good girl like Johanna.”<\/p>\n
“I go up to a corpse and initiate diplomatic communication….”<\/p>\n
“Uhhh…\u00a0 His Majesty and I are playing tic-tac-toe with the remains…”<\/p>\n
“Remember, we were afraid for like six months that you’d think WE were weird…”<\/p>\n
“Dang it, now I can’t look at the board without seeing penises.”<\/p>\n
“You can’t speak of such things with that moustache, Bryan…”<\/p>\n
“History is important to me.\u00a0 That’s why I don’t have any ranks in it…”<\/p>\n
“So you’ve created a circle of power that all points down where you can’t get to it.\u00a0 That… won’t cause any problems whatsoever later…”<\/p>\n
“Wait, you don’t have civilization, but you have tea time?”<\/p>\n
“No, bacon is His Majesty’s favorite thing.\u00a0 It’s a great honor…”<\/p>\n
“Without proper trousers, we’re nothing but animals.”<\/p>\n
“Is that Bokken or Bacon that went mad?”<\/p>\n
“He’s Cerebro-shagging him right now.”
\n“… Yammy’s been waiting all night for that one.”<\/p>\n
“I pull out the Lobotomizer 5000…”<\/p>\n
“My next attack is going to be to cover him in an\u00a0 accelerant…”<\/p>\n
“Did\u00a0 you have sex with or birth this man?”
\n“Has this man come into or out of your vagina?”<\/p>\n
“Has this man now or ever been in your nether regions?”
\n“Well, he’s clearly not there NOW.”<\/p>\n
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