“Mina called. Felix found something. Possibly a body.”
“Can I bring a stick?”
“Sure!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sangvard. Sangvard! Pick up the phone!”
“This body’s not getting any deader!”
“No, wait, yes it is.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a dead body!”
“Wha – “
“I don’t know. Get your stick and let’s go.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hmm. What goes best with dead bodies?”
“Gummy worms. Obviously.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t think I found this, do you?”
“Not now\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Lars is never the solution.”
“Lars is sometimes the solution!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does it look like she was dragged here?”
“I don’t know; make an investigate roll.”
“Oh no, I wasn’t asking you. I was asking Mina.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Because I’m older, I feel like I think I’m more tactical.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That seems too criminally mastermind.”
“Have you met – well, the corpse?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Okay, so you guys have had plenty of time to formulate a clever plan to get into this place.”
“It’s cute that you think we did anything of the kind.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And I’m pretty sure that your mom won’t like ‘hey, we found a dead body; we’re going camping. Bye!'”
“Unrelated, of course.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you keep your stick?”
“No! Each stick is for its own body.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would you have a stick-poking body?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So this worries me.”
“This is what worries you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dude. Your aunt is a Scooby Doo villain.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I thought she was your dad’s sister.”
“Nope.”
“I like your mom better now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can she be a god if she plays the keytaur?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve got some unhinged notes\u2026 you’ve got a duck that’s probably – “
“Unclean?”
” – Not as innocent as it used to be\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026You’d think the game was simple enough that I could remember all nine rules.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The hole in her head – “
“Went all the way through!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The reason I wish you had come to me earlier – “
“Orgy in the field, Mom!”
“You’re going to have to let that go eventually.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This would make so much more sense if she’d murdered someone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is the 80s. She’ll let people double up in seat belts, but she’s not going to let anyone ride in the trunk or hang off the back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I told you there’s cloning involved!”
“They’re TWINS.”
“You don’t know that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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