“That’s why I like this game. I can neither succeed nor fail against you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When did you join the school newspaper?”
“Just recently\u2026”
“A few minutes ago.”
“I’m not sure how recently.”
“I’m not sure there’s a school newspaper.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Every can we’ve found in this game has been a can of beans.”
“All two of them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“All cans are cans of beans until proven otherwise.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I know anything about 80s tropes, it’s that a crowbar can open anything.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was just shopping, and then it went dark, and there were robots, and a coffee can exploded for no reason whatsoever\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This seems a little more important than our further education.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think we need a wet, smoky fire distraction, not a ‘burn down the island’ fire distraction.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Tinker? To start a fire?”
“Yeah. What did you think it would be?”
“Zippo!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They ride off\u2026”
“Into the sunset?”
“Ehhhh. It’s like 10 in the morning.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They ride off into the direction that will eventually be the sunset, in a couple of hours.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So a few years ago there were some toys that were deemed too dangerous – which for the 80s was remarkable.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t suppose there’s a way to heat the iron bar before I shove it up the robotic butthole.”
“You have a Zippo.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your aunt is terrible.”
“Are you allowed to talk about the dead that way?”
“She’s dead and she’s still terrible. She’s just now in a robot.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“She’s living in a robot’s head rent-free and she’s still causing havoc.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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