“Who nominated you captain of the team?”
“God.”
“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be more specific.”
“I don’t thing I need to.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Until the end of the turn, you get a save against mental issues.”
“I have plenty of mental issues, but I don’t think I get saves against them\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This kobold seems dodgier than the other ones – in multiple respects.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You are absolutely sure you have learned your first kobold word, because that expression had to have been ‘fuck.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Jesus – I’m sorry, Taureg.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, your spear doesn’t work great as a pencil.”
“Oh, that’s why it’s dull.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is that why there’s fish back here\u2026?”
“Shut up, I got a 16 to craft a fish sling!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like I’m having god thrust on me! I don’t like when gods thrust on me!”
“Welcome to the Greek pantheon!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not a quill because it’s now in your hair, you illiterate philistine elf?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you saying kobold blood is magnetic?”
“Sure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you want to be enfeebled? Because that’s how you get enfeebled.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But you know what? You have to face your fears, and you have to fucking stab them in the face. rolls<\/em> Or not.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Who nominated you captain of the team?”“God.”“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[46],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathfinder-2e","tag-p2e-starter-box","wpcat-45-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1421,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions\/1421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}