“It’s tingle fingers from here on out!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Find your own mushroom to hide behind!”
“I’m not hiding behind a mushroom – I’m hiding behind you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How about bleeding objects?”
“Oh, just rub some dirt in it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s suddenly a samurai movie.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And your third action?”
“I don’t have to, but I vomit anyway.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Gotta love it when the monsters stink so much, the party doesn’t bother looting the body.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That looks like a ‘fight the elementals while you try to figure out how to turn it off’ puzzle.”
“No, that was this other game I’ve got\u2026”
“Look at that room. Just look at it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why don’t we use your fish sling?”
“Because it’s not waterproof.”
“We could make it waterproof with those troglodytes in the last room.”
“Pass. Hard pass.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is the bowl attached?”
“I mean, it could be in a relationship, but we’re not gonna know until we ask it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It doesn’t matter how many prones you’re carrying around, to drop one takes an action.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It hurts. I don’t know that I’m healing anybody.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is fire a mental state? Is ‘on fire’ a state of mind?”
“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What I’m getting is, if these monsters were nicer, we’d be helping them take over the world.”
“If they were nicer, they’d already have the world!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You cannot grep dead trees.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re gonna get jumped by giant spiders.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“This is not a plan. This is a horrible consequence.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s clearly a ghost. How did he get left behind?”
“It’s a statistical error.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I just want you to know that I know you’ve failed, and I demand an explanation.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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