“Are the spiders having a seance?”
“No, no.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How’s an 11?”
“An 11 makes me think I should remind everyone that they got a hero point at the beginning of this session.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I thought you didn’t rewrite your whole character!”
“I didn’t! I’m just telling you the relevant bits!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I just healed that damage! Can you stay healed for five minutes?!”
“That was ten. We rested.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you’ve injured one of them, right?”
“No.”
“I thought – “
“I pushed one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How old are we again?”
“Twelve.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You sound like you’re belittling me a bit.”
“Technically I’d be belittling you even if you were a monk, so\u2026.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I aim for its mouth, in a non-agressive, ‘here’s a piece of fish’ way\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is ridiculous. Have a center of mass!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you need a pointy stick? Is pointy stick one of the elements?”
“Not yet!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think it’s probably not as much the pointy stick as it is the strength damage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So this is literally the vindication of fish we were fighting?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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