“Stabbing people is a people skill! It’s got ‘people’ right in the name.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, being stabbed still has people in it, so that’s still a people skill, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m sorry, I’m still on the idea of the stork delivering dwarven babies to some sort of glorified compressed-air mail tube system\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Flaming hands?”
“Yes. Flaming wrists was not the right term.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just tell me it’s a crit. This math thing? Nah. Is crit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, you remember how I said Vee was going to stab the shit out of that?”
“You remember how I said there wouldn’t be a wolf there in a minute?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, this thing is hard to hit!”
“I have a hero point\u2026 that didn’t help.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s only one way to find out if this is an electric fence!”
“There’s more than one way!”
“There’s only one way!”
“And he’s making water\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Horse cheers or hoarse cheers\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Have you heard the story about stone soup? Let me introduce you to fish pouch jerky.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, if I could roll above the halfway point, I could do more damage\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was born from the rock, bitch.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t know how armor works; I don’t have any.”
“You wear it.”
“I don’t understand. You just get out of the way.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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