“I mean, Will is my weast – “
“Weast?”
“I was trying for worst and least\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I could just make water.”
“So could they. That’s part of the problem.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is how you find traps, kids.”
“Send in the rogue?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh wait, a full page later, there are the creatures.”
“Ahh, Paizo, how I missed you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dammit, Tolkien, I don’t need the backstory of these monsters!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He was gonna offer you snowcones, but sharp metal bits it is.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“For once, you went in the opposite direction – you overkilled it by one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Critical fail – you take double the damage.”
“Four.”
“Did you roll 2 on 2d12?”
“I rolled 2 on 2 d12.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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