“They say elves are supposed to be eloquent.”
“Only when they choose to be. Otherwise they’re assholes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have a fox.”
“What does it say?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s got a spell that give me temporary hit points. I do the polar bear plunge for temporary hit points.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t let her see you raise the shield; she might get ideas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to put a whirling boomerang on that stump. I\u2026 assume it’s failing its reflex save?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Bet y’all didn’t know I had a chainsaw in my pocket.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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