“My friends – “
“Oooh, we’re friends now!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you just dab?”
“He kissed his guns.”
“I thought he dabbed. I don’t know which one is worse, though.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not making a calendar.”
“\u2026That was a very pointed denial.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s actually kind of hot.”
“How hot?”
“Well, scorching for me. Let’s call it 90.”
“Celsius?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I only squirt on myself in private. It’s between me and the spirits, baby.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Maybe you’re one of those guys in town where they go to rob the tea merchant and you’re like 9th level and kick the shit out of them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Quit adding more details! I left to carnivorous and cane back to poisonous!”
“Mildly!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You have a hero point.”
“I do! Let’s try that again – no, you know what, we’re just going to pretend that didn’t happen and that spell slot is expended and move on with life, shall we?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Stick your head in this bucket and breathe deep!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should not take the corpse.”
“We should leave it for the family.”
“We should leave it, and I don’t care what happens to it after that. They can eat it, they can not\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think that would depend on how you presented it.”
“With a catapult.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I lost my dignity ages ago.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Darryl was about to say, ‘Word travels fast,’ but then I remembered that Edragon has a spell that literally lets him pass messages, so\u2026 unphased.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is the mural of ‘shit we want dead,’ right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Until you leave, this is your home.”
“So I can rearrange the furniture?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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