“If you have one or more people sticking their weiner in the toaster\u2026”
“You’re never gonna have toast again?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Mostly because I couldn’t think of what class to give him, so I didn’t.”
“Yeah, he had no class.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is it ‘unlock’ in Elvish? I actually say ‘unlock in Elvish.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dead men tell no tales.”
“That’s not necessarily true.”
“Oh, no. I’ll find a way.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You big softie.”
“I might need him to backstab a god at some point.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not a trap; it’s just an irritatingly placed board.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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