“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”
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\n“The king slowly becomes a kleptomaniac as he walks through Ausglech…”
\n“Uh, Your Majesty…?”
\n“Exactly!\u00a0 YOUR Majesty!”<\/p>\n
“Okay… are we ready to go to…”
\n“Are we EVER ready?\u00a0 Have we\u00a0 ever BEEN ready?”<\/p>\n
“So the tree hasn’t been overly aggressive yet, right?”<\/p>\n
“So you’re Ghost Rider?”
\n“Yeah, but with a better complexion.”<\/p>\n
“…27 points of damage.”
\n“Did you sunder the halfling?\u00a0 Are there two now?”<\/p>\n
“You’re not going to try and acrobat the door open!”<\/p>\n
“Climbing up the wall… *die roll*\u00a0 …I pulled a Yammy.\u00a0 I rolled a six…”<\/p>\n
“22 with the goose…”<\/p>\n
“What are we doing with the horses?”
\n“Oh, they climbed the wall too…”<\/p>\n
“It’s blue glowy Obi-Wan elf.\u00a0 It’s Obi-Wan Elf-nobi.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t cast spells.\u00a0 I drink them.”<\/p>\n
“The next time I see a blur, I’m going to…\u00a0 to… elemental clothesline it.”<\/p>\n
“To get the same protection against poison, you’d have to eat 15 bowls of corn flakes…”<\/p>\n
“I slow it down!\u00a0 No, that’s not what I meant.\u00a0 Okay, I don’t slow it down.”<\/p>\n
“Bwah!\u00a0 Wait!\u00a0 CR 134!\u00a0 CR 134!\u00a0 I didn’t think I’d ever use this!”<\/p>\n
“Get me a very small noose.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, good, he’s wearing a cravat.\u00a0 That makes me feel better about killing him.”<\/p>\n
“I could be useful!”
\n“Yes, I could use a very small sheath.”<\/p>\n
“Sounds like somebody’s slapping a steak up against the side of a building…”<\/p>\n
“I bet he does a wicked jig.”
\n“Jig?\u00a0 I do a gavotte!”<\/p>\n
“THAT’s what dungeons are.\u00a0 They’re just apartment buildings for monsters!”<\/p>\n
“She may be six feet tall, but you’re going to pole vault to get there.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to answer Yam’s question before I start with the special effects budget…”<\/p>\n
“I hate you damn cake-icers.”<\/p>\n
“We can put the diplomat in the tower, lock the doors, and make him let down his hair…”<\/p>\n
“I think all the evil monsters we fight need some sort of legal council… because this just isn’t fair.”<\/p>\n
“…You do write in 6 point font.”<\/p>\n
“I need to be a respectable monarch!\u00a0 I need to go home and take a bath!\u00a0 I virtually almost died!”<\/p>\n
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