“Somebody loses their initiative.”
“What, my 13?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Paracord golem!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This isn’t a hentai!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But that’s your thing! Armor and not being able to find focus spells.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, you have your con modifier bonus.”
“Like I said, I have 5 rounds.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not that worried about stabbing myself.”
“I’m not that strong!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, if I end up sacrificing an eye, I gain knowledge, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, we almost got beaten by a shoelace, is what you’re saying.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, I want you to lick all the salt off.”
“Done.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Shouldn’t you be trying to look sweet, if you want to be unsavory?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you have any spare rooms? I see it’s so busy here and all. Also, it’s been at least 24 hours since we’ve set a room on fire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Seems harmless.”
“Mostly harmless.”
“If we make it to morning, I’ll upgrade him to completely harmless.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Excellent. I also got a 5. Good thing we’re staying with the wagon.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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