“Oh, no. I’ve been smuggling experience between my butt cheeks this whole time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a learning things kind of ritual.”
“See, and when I drink wine, I tend to un-learn things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many planes do you mean to touch?”
“As many as I can.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We were agreeing!”
“But we can’t do it without it sounding like an argument.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I see you’ve got a very large not-ring on your finger – do you come here often?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That sounds like a method full of regret.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am opposed to that plan, because at some point it’ll be used to put me in jail.”
“That would only be funny once. Or twice. Maybe three times.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It takes blueberry days, Pete! Blueberry days!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Elloryn is trying real hard to keep his mouth shut during this whole conversation. Because he’s said several times on this trip that he was jury and executioner, and now he can add judge, too.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going with pterodactyl. It doesn’t have anything to do with me, but I’m taking it anyway.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh god, we’re getting minutes now. And then we have to approve the minutes.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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