“He doesn’t pull it out of thin air. He pulls it out of his stomach. Or something – I don’t know where his gates are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t pull it out of my ass!”
“But there’s more gates to come.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I can fall just fine.”
“Most people can.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have a single phrase in my head.”
“The turtle moves?”
“The turtle moves.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That sounds like a cult.”
“I mean, they accepted me as one of their own.”
“Of course they did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s 3 AM and we’re all like, ‘Tower!'”
“No, it’s 3 AM and you’re like, ‘Tower!’ and the rest of us are like, ‘Damn it.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As a player, I have now changed my mind. Having been smote once by the moon in this world, I don’t feel like I need to do it again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ah, I see. The texture of you being set on it has changed.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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