“Didn’t you try to guilt the moon into doing something?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The whole world is dying? Ehhh. Spooky black clouds around the sun? Different story.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“In fact, we should send a message back that either the world is going to end in a year, or there’s going to be plenty of food, so those of you that have 8 years worth, share that shit!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know this scroll looks like it was written in crayon, but it’s actually a thousand-gold scroll of sending\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You have put down 4 silver on your layaway scroll.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Only ChatGPT can write your Wish. Must be ironclad.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And it’s a short enough trip, they won’t be IPAs by the time we arrive.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Those are two very different stories – Gilligan’s Island and the Odyssey\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I do apologize to the water and the seas – “
“For the beating its taking?”
“For the absolute raw-dog beating they’re taking.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t hit on the moon. In fact, I did the opposite – I told her I took her followers.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, it’s a puffer-nymph.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have an icon of the natural elements.”
“Yeah, but nobody knows it because you made it up yourself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was rubbing up against you more than anyone else, so I was kind of ablative shielding against pickpocketing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I do have the pockets of an 8 year old – some dirt, some rocks\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What is the shortest character that would die in this water?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Someone has carved, ‘As they walk among us, they are no longer above us,’ over and over and over again.”
“That seems positive!”
“-Ly ominous.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, this is the first time we’ve fought together! Let me start with hitting you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘This is a bad idea!’ I’m shouting this from the past.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can create wood, right?”
“Heh-heh\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve been in town for like 12 minutes\u2026”
“And we’ve made it worse.”
“Oh, you’ve done more than that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, I know we make bad choices when we go to a new place, but that was kind of epically bad.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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