“We made some poor choices.”
“Did we?”
“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I say in Imperial Common, ‘You should smile! He thinks he’s being friendly!'”
“I am – wait.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“It turns out, if they’re already shaving coins, you won’t be able to tell where those shavings come from.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should have bought a map in town.”
“Oh well.”
“To be fair, we very quickly went from arriving in town to fleeing the town.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this river fordable? Or are we swimming across?”
“It’s too expensive for you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, but you could have created a tree that isn’t from here and created an invasive species\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was wondering if there might be something in there that will tell us more than opening the door, stabbing something, and closing the door.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna hold your ankle.”
“Grab hold of it before I go invisible.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I love how we assume the god won’t understand another language.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Gods are as dumb as we are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“While you’re doing that, tell him he’s not doing his job. It sounds more legal when it comes from you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t think they’d throw away their gods so quickly.”
“You were worried about me opening a fucking door.”
“Oh, I think you just did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can’t we go one east instead of three wests?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If we have their true name, there is no place we cannot call them from. I think.”
“You should have kept with the confidence level there. I was ready to go.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yes, but if the champion falls, you become part of the problem, not part of the solution.”
“There are some that say I already am.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Luckily, you can make flowers, so you can cram that thing full of potpourri.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So I have created a blend of flowers and herbs that I’m calling patchouli. It’s the only thing that’s stronger.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If the crocodile does go through the city, we won’t be the awkward.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am paying attention to the structural integrity beneath me.”
“Yeah, it’s rare that anything actually drops off\u2026 on the first day.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I rerolled a 1 into a 1. My three rolls tonight have been a 1 – no, wait, there was a 19.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Should we be concerned that you broke a contract with your last god to make a contract with the god of death?”
“Yes. And by ‘we,’ I’m sure you mean a specific person.”
“No, I’m pretty sure that if the god is mad enough, there’s going to be some guilt by association.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So I’m building a houseboat on the back of a giant crocodile.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve been at sea for nine days. I don’t think half an hour is going to hurt anything.”
“Our distractions tend to last more than half an hour, but sure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That may be the coolest wonderous figurine ever – summons a 100ft croc.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And then we start a circus act!”
“You mean we invent a circus\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, the good news is, we’re covered in calories.”
“I have some concerns about eating the sap from trees you’ve just said are trying to kill us.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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