“I’m trying to think of anything I can do with this. Anything. I could go fuck with the trees, but that doesn’t even sound fun.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But why would he play in the water?”
(a pause while everyone just\u2026 looks\u2026 at the speaker)
“Yeah, you’re right.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, half of that is what Pathfinder dumps on you anyway. You know, like clothes.”
“I would prefer you keep those.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Someone’s bowling.”
“I hope not. Someone may end up pinned.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Undead baking bread.”
“The bread can’t die.”
“But it is risen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How sad is it that I’m slower than zombies.”
“It all happens to us sometimes, Darryl.”
“Initiative dysfunction?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You made a math happen far better than the rest of us were going to.”
“You made a math happen faster than I did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you add the flanking bonus?”
“These guys don’t get flanking.”
“That’s ok. It wouldn’t have mattered anyway.”
“Ohh, salt in the wound.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I should have raised my shield to keep the gore off.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you know how much getting this armor patched for free costs me?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Aww, now he looks gross.”
“As opposed to?”
“He’s all melty now!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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