“I didn’t budget for bail.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have enough problems without bringing in dead fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That old adage – don’t lick the dead fish?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a moral quandary: is it better to eat plants picked from a place where apparently everything is becoming undead, or is it better to eat plants picked from his pocket?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Babylonian bubble snot?”
“Babylonian bubble shot?”
“What did you say?”
“Shot.”
“Oh.”
“Y’all are weird.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Boy, I’m on a roll tonight.”
“You’re holding back! You wouldn’t want to waste a spell when we defeated the enemy easily!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Which does get me a blast – but not a Sonic blast, because the machine was down. I’ve been waiting all night for that one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You should lift with your legs.”
“You should lift.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, what a disgusting corpse it is.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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