“Pocket biscuit?”
“How long has that been in your pocket?”
“I mean, time is\u2026”
“Too long.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve searched the whole entire city. I’m sure I can find something to wrap it in.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’d close my eyes before I open this. But if you close your eyes, you won’t see the surprise.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It may be more neatly written than yours.”
“I have 10 points in scribing.”
“I wrote half of it.”
“\u2026After 2 pages, you’re proofreading.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you just say jerky bush\u2026?”
“No? I said jerky mush.”
“Ah. A critical difference of one letter.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just because Death is accepting applicants again doesn’t mean the undead vanished.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you both say the same thing\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Trust me, I get enough honesty from these two without lighting the candle.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What does it taste like?”
“\u2026Fish?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Black licorice is condemning enough; you don’t need to add rotten fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wouldn’t make the rock too big for you. Now, Hoplite Hernia over here\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like whatever injury he takes, it’s gonna be named after him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Twenty future corpses?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See how much nicer his shoulders are when there’s a clean cut above them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I in fact have done nothing to these people. If only because my initiative is at the end of the line.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s the one you hit multiple times.”
“Twice!”
“That’s more than one!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That would be way cooler if it fell apart in two pieces and you got both rolls.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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