“Sorry, I was playing basic D&D for a minute there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’d like to roll lower on my save if my save dictates the amount of damage\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re going to have to explain that to me. After we attack the guy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“A seven? They’re going to take double damage and be blinded for a minute.”
“He won’t be blinded\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve been involved in this before.”
“Except this time – no, there are hostages, aren’t there.”
“Yes, there are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ll be fine in a minute!”
“Shh! Try to be stealthy! We’re team stealth!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m figuring the tinnitus is answering all my questions at this point.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Our friends are securing your crew as we speak.”
“Yes. That’s exactly what we’re doing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I did not say quietly! You note I said securing; I didn’t say securing quietly!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re not going to kill you; they’re going to mildly inconvience you. That’s totally different than ‘I’m gonna die.'”
“I have a boo-boo.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That is a critical failure.”
“He feels bad about himself.”
“That’s not any better.”
“He feels REALLY bad about himself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was going to have them run because they were outnumbered.”
“So you’re saying I signed their death warrant?”
“Oh, it was already signed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The only way I have to break enchantment is to break your face.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s been a long time since we originally made this plan\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you remember which team was team stealth? Not us.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How are you? I’m out of healing, but how are you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We can go commandeer a riverboat.”
“Can you drive one? I can’t.”
“How hard can it be?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If it would rain, it would be just\u2026 so much better.”
“I swear this is rain.”
“It’s awful warm\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We did only send 3 soldiers into their compound.”
“I’m not a soldier; I’m a lawyer.”
“That’s even worse.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can we ride you, then?”
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