“Is the bar on both sides\u2026”
“No, that wouldn’t help.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That would be rough on a commoner.”
“Until you pile enough of them up.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And was there a plan when we got here?”
“No. To be fair, I expected to be arrested.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re trying to be nice.”
“Really?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“His mouth could be cleft too. We don’t judge.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m just gonna point out here, you walked through the wall, surrounded by lightning, and smacked the horn out of his mouth.”
“Shhhh!”
“And then shushed him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not flinging him into the ocean! I’ve done that trick.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, and my consoling would have been, ‘That was a valiant effort.'”
“Oh, I couldn’t lie to her like that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I take it now, it’s stealing. If we finish our job here, it’s looting.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Where are the semi-prophetic urns are coming from?”
“They’re not prophetic; they’re propaganda.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Food on the table?”
“Not in this room. This is a hallway.”
“There could be breath mints!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You lose track of Elloryn.”
“Again?”
“Must be Tuesday.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The Tyrant stands alone.”
“That’s like the mouse taking the cheese.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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