“It’s this way. He flew. On a bird.”
“Or as a bird.”
“One problem at a time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“A warm wind blows out of the north, to the south.”
“Making the bird fly faster.”
“You don’t know; it could be just big enough for us.”
“We’re walking\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Call me suspicious, but\u2026”
“You’re suspicious.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But who knows which way the wind is blowing?”
“I mean\u2026”
“Yeah. Everyone in the party knows which way the wind is blowing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s going, ‘Turn right. Turn right. Turn right.'” “I am ready. I am prepared. There is no sneak attacking me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Turning to face the party is not, in itself, an act of aggression. So I am holding my action until there is an act of aggression. And then\u2026 off with their heads.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I mean, if something goes wrong and the house suddenly bulges, you’ll know what’s going on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “There was someone that wanted us to bring them a cauldron\u2026” “Burned, charred, and exploded is on-brand for us. The rune, not so much.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I’ve got like 30 different types of lycanthropy. Including the outsider type.” “We’re not eating Ivermectin to cure lycanthropy. I’m sorry. I can’t.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “They don’t seem to in any way, shape, or form want to destroy the world.” “Are we loot now?” “Yeah, don’t let a burning tornado in either.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I didn’t see a point in drawing a burning tornado, because everybody’s seen a burning tornado.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “To be honest, I thought the tail was a straw.” “It’s this way. He flew. On a bird.”“Or as a bird.”“One problem at a time.” “A warm…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-1526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathfinder-2e","tag-bronze-age-legends","wpcat-45-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1527,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions\/1527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
several<\/em> “Recalculating\u2026”
“There are no roads, so it’s not recalculating the route. It just says, ‘Turn right.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That was a different game, Pete. That was 7th Citadel.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, I’m going to go ahead right now and tell you that the alka-seltzer version is fucking weird.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, no. That’s where all their stuff is.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Mm-hmm.”
“We’re loot. It didn’t even take a van full of candy!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026That’s not a bad idea.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"