{"id":153,"date":"2011-11-27T14:18:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T20:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=153"},"modified":"2012-12-11T13:52:10","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:52:10","slug":"pathfinder-1126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2011\/11\/27\/pathfinder-1126\/","title":{"rendered":"Pathfinder, 11\/26"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Tin is technically a precious metal&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How do we all fit in this room?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Uh&#8230; yeah&#8230; Damn it, they did the 10 foot thing to me again!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;They don&#8217;t even both fit!\u00a0 Ugh!\u00a0 They were getting squidgy when we walked in!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I jump over Lake Hooktongue!\u00a0 &#8216;How deep is it?&#8217; &#8216;Six inches.&#8217; &#8216;Ugh, my boots got wet!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are now affected by Reduce Person.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, shit, we lost Romano!\u00a0 Nobody move!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m irritated with them.\u00a0 I&#8217;m beginning to come around to Romano&#8217;s view.\u00a0 Everything here is stupid.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, everyone here is a moron.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I look at Fister.\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t that what I just said&#8230;?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, you said &#8216;everything&#8217;.\u00a0 This platinum ring is not stupid.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What you just did with it is&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And don&#8217;t get greedy.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t understand that sentance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Two idiots, one trap.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re not here for fornicating.\u00a0 They&#8217;re obviously being brined.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She&#8230; makes a very gory mess of the water.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;HA-HA!\u00a0 Demon soup&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not with MY testicles you don&#8217;t!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Tin is technically a precious metal&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathfinder","tag-carrion-crown","wpcat-8-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":437,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}