“I have once again chosen the Spanish duelist, and I don’t want to hear a word, because it’s been over a decade.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, it’s good to pick up random people off the street!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Things like where did they come from, where did they go – “
“Cotton-Eyed Joe?”
“I’m glad I’m not the only one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You might come out like toothpaste on the other side, but you will go through the window.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Told you he took the lotion to bed. Called it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That poor gecko.”
“No, it was a swan.”
“Oh, that’s all right, then. Swans are bastards.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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