“No one expects the great detectives!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The unsolicited help?”
“In this case, unsolicited information.”
“You don’t get the stress, but\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And one parking violation.”
“I left my mouse for five minutes too long, and it was crushed into a tiny cube.”
“I left my mouse for too long and it was impounded. It’s an owl pellet now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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