“Because he didn’t see like a bad guy. Unlike that spider.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We are not getting kidnapped.”
“Of course. We are not getting kidnapped.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But ultimately, you do retire to your rooms with plans to get kidnapped at some point.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a difference between murder and killing at the request of the state.”
“Is there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘What color are his eyes?’ ‘Cerulean.’ ‘Oh god, he is a douche.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s it. My accent starts French, quickly turns Cajun, and then goes Australian.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, if you want to get kidnapped, you need to mark your door!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well! If Assassin’s Creed has taught me anything, this is a cult.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Apparently rich is 10 coins.”
“So we’re solidly middle-class.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s it. I’m going to have to start beating people at random.”
“That’s how terrorists start!”
“No, that’s how graveyards start.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, the problem with using seduction to get information is that at a certain point, you get too much of it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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