“No one invited the beetles to the ball.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s beetle\u2026 putty\u2026 oozes out of it.”
“Beetle juice?”
“You can say it twice.”
“I already said it twice before you got here!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Has anyone ever told you you talk too much?”
“Yes! All of the time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So what happens is Santiago announces himself, they pee a little, and he puts the fire out with their bodies.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have a memory that says to always do what he tells me.”
“Yeah, but he’s widdling in a corner.”
“But he didn’t tell me to widdle in a corner!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nothing breaks up the formation more than killing someone.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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