“I am edging into heroin chic.”
“Is that with or without an e?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, I can fastball special you, if you want.”
“‘What’s in the shutters?’ ‘Me.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a light.”
“It lasts for an hour. Or until I cast it on something else.”
“You motherfucker.”
“Yeah, I already thought about it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is its butthole sewn shut? Is its mouth – “
“Why would you even ask that?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When Kevin says it’s bloaty, I immediately go back to those traumatizing rat potions.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As awesome as it would be, it is not a rat potion.”
“But thank you for asking.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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