“The bad kind of water balloon.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, four pounds isn’t that heavy, but it’s really going to ruin the lines of my pants.”
“You just need to\u2026 center it more.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t argue with the DM when you’re getting a bonus for your backstory.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t get on my nerves, pretty boy.”
“Please don’t give him impossible goals.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m an investigator of sorts. That’s why I have all those 2s and 3s.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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