“That’s what happens when you tie someone up with a performance check.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does this have anything to do with your decorative knot-typing?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He supplies bodies to the colleges in the city. Medical colleges.”
“Not bardic colleges.”
“That’s a different kind of bodies.”
“One hopes they’re alive!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can’t really be bothered to remember last week’s perspective.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ambrose, can it be mended?”
“Certainly. Do you have time magic?”
“The candlestick translates time. Does that help?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, anything is lethal if you hit them hard enough with it.”
“Or in the right places.”
“Or if you stab them afterwards.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why do people keep thinking I’m on the level?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, birds come in two sizes: seagull, and pigeon.” “When a mask takes your hearing, they don’t give you synesthesia!” “That’s what happens when you tie someone up with a performance check.” “Does this have anything to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-1571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5e-2024-edition","tag-guild-of-thieves","wpcat-51-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1572,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions\/1572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“What about the little ones that sound like this? whistles<\/em> What do you think those are? Bugs?”
“Mice.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He just clearly said they did!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"