“Electricity? Is that a gnome term?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Lightning.”
“Ohh – lightning! Why didn’t you say so?”
“I did!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not wearing that hat you bought me.”
“It’s the nicest thing you own!”
“I have nice boots.”
“It’s the nicest thing you own.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you not want clothes that don’t itch?”
“Your clothes don’t itch?”
“Do you not want calluses on your genitals?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“A simply made hood\u2026”
“Oh, that suits you perfectly! You’re simple and you’re a hood!”
“Oh, that’s a new song.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So radiant light is people, if you think about it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t have a list of fetishes on my character sheet!”
“Yet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am not breaking my voice before the show.”
“It’s not the voice – I can’t have my mascara running.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How much does it count?”
“More than you can afford.”
“You haven’t seen me count.”
“Counting doesn’t help you pay for it!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think Nine’s in love.”
“I didn’t think he’d ever looked at a girl.”
“It’s a knife.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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