“This is why we can’t put him in a dustpan – there’s too many knives.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna get Darrin on our side.”
“Because you’re gonna tear him open and wear him as a suit?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna write it down: 1500 is more than 28.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It would be hilarious if he turned out to be that dwarf you told to fart to make more space.”
“That would be incredible.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You guys aren’t gonna leave me on the dock, right? Because this is what happened last time.”
“No, no, wherever we go, you’re going with us, even if that’s straight to hell.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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