“The cricket remembers!”
“That goddamned cricket is holding it hostage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I stole more than everybody else. I stole their hearts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s a magical object. I feel like that’s not safe – “
“Could be.”
” – For you.”
“Could be.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Magical butt-pluuuug.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This exact thing is why we cannot have nice things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I can do numbers!”
“It’s just birds she doesn’t understand.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Rick-rolled in his own story.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There are only 2 ways the party can divide: brains and brawn, or brain-and-brawn and brain-and-brawn.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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