“Poked a badger with a spoon. What? It’s an original sin.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, he’s either going to live or he’s going to get laid.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m very smart! Just because I can’t do math or read doesn’t mean I’m not smart!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Armin has books and books of math! Did you know there was that much math?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, if you had left us alone, we would have made it worse.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You didn’t kill the spider? I’m disappointed in you both.”
“That spider was an asshole.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Darren’s rolling his eyes now and then.”
“Look, every time Darren opens his mouth, I roll my eyes so hard it physically hurts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, we haven’t royally fucked up yet.”
“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s not a cow summoner, is he?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would just like to point out that our guild has not had mass murders by cows.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sorry, is my character contrarian? Yes.”
“That’s not really a question.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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