“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“They are descending the fuck out of you.”<\/p>\n
“Can’t you have a swarm of smart people?”
\n“That’s called a party.”
\n“Really??”
\n“Not THIS party.\u00a0 A party.”<\/p>\n
“I am… something of a cunning linguist.”
\n“Just don’t tell the giant that…”<\/p>\n
“YOU are not allowed to beat upon the king.\u00a0 Only the king is allowed to beat the king.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t speak his language, and I can lie better in his language than he can.”<\/p>\n
“It blinded him straight from a great seer to a mediocre one.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, the map isn’t big enough to show where our cave is.\u00a0 It’s lke 4 miles away…”<\/p>\n
“I make it impenetrable, even to you.”<\/p>\n
“NOTHING translates into your version of common well…”<\/p>\n
“Yes.\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 As presents.\u00a0 Take these twigs, and we will take your land…”<\/p>\n
“He’d be a lovely jacket for a gnome.\u00a0 Orc skin is just like suede…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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