{"id":1593,"date":"2025-11-05T20:47:30","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T02:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2025-11-12T20:48:19","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T02:48:19","slug":"thieves-guild-11-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2025\/11\/05\/thieves-guild-11-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Thieves Guild, 11\/5"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“Who at this table has a con bonus?”
“A negative bonus is still a bonus.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You guys fucking nuked the dangerous enemy, but the mooks\u2026”
“This was four on one!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Nothing says we can’t have more than one brewer. The Coors brothers are a thing.”
“Yeah, but we want good beer.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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